By the way....

If anyone sees that on a tee shirt can you PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let me know? I am obsessed with the fishies that go pook pook pook!!!! Thanks :)

I LOVE THIS!!!!

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This is where K@ waxes poetically about....

her total stupidity. Remember a post or two ago when I said I couldn't find the stitch markers that Meg made for me and I said they're around somewhere? Well, they were around somewhere... they are IN a WIP!!!! Hello? Knitter! Where did I think they were going to be? ROFL even though I felt as dumb as the rocks I collect I was very happy to "find" them again.

*gasp* Does that mean I'm knitting? Why yes it does! And on a WIP that's been going on for a few months as well! I'm trying to knock off some of my WIPs before the summer semester starts. See, I only have one class this spring and it's a math class so once the homework is done, it's done and there are no lurking reports to do, no presentations hanging over my head, and that my fine woolly friends means there will be knitting time for me this spring! WooT WooT

I'd love to show you the WIP with the markers but it's a birthday gift for my friend Jess who's birthday is in June. I will post a photo later though. Promise. So for now, I'm off to keep my coffee buzz and KNIT. Yes, I still can't believe it, KNIT, I am KNITTING and I am getting things finished and in between spaces in my house are getting cleaned. Life is good. Peace out woolies!

Look! "THE Shirt" came today!

BOOH YEAH BABY!

Oh go look at this!!!

Thanks to Meg from Blogless I now have a new tee shirt on it's way to me! Go check it out dudes, it's totally me!

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ROFL isn't that a hoot? Thanks go out to Holly for that chuckle.

with in an email from my mom

This is how I'm going to choose to look at it when the time comes (MANY years from now I hope!)

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful.
One moment you're just
a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
~Pam Brown

ROFLMAO!

Ain't it the truth?

This is my new shirt I bought today. It's a bit small but I'm wearing it anyway! Busting out my naughtiness so to say, ROFL.

WTF?

You are 53% stoner You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

As if anyone would actually question....

the fact that I have strange kids. (Yes I'm aware that the nuts don't fall far from the tree.) I had to share what I have been looking at to my left for the last 30 minutes. A boy who is sitting in a pantry closet eating an apple.
Who just announced he wants to sleep in there. Miranda is sliding pieces of paper in the closet and thinks it's great fun when Max shoves them back out. I love my kids sometimes! LOL

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Age	37
Birthplace	Detroit
Current Location	Brighton
Hair Color	purplish red
Eye Color	greenish blue
Height	5\'5\"
Heritage	Irish, English, Danish, Swedish, French, Native American
Your fears	spiders
Your weakness	emotional boundaries
Goal for today	get through work
Goal for this year	get my GPA up
Lifetime goal	be true to myself
When do you want to get married?	again? Never
and to whom?	no one
Ever been in love?	yes
Currently in love?	no
Do you think you are attractive?	yes
Your best physical feature	smile or eyes
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi...	ewww no
gone skinny dipping...	yes
been beaten up...	kind of
wanted to kill someone...	totally
gone a week without MySpace...	yes
gone a week without TV...	yes
Who's the last person to...
kiss you...	my kids
say hi to you...	coworker
talk to you...	Karl
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Book you've read?	Biology
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Dance?	nope
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Cook?	if I have to
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butt beans and stars

Butt beans (garbanzo beans) and wine! Make me feel fine.... butt beans and wine, ooooh so fine!

I went to Holly's sons grad party and boy did I have a great time! I meet some wonderful new peeps, including the grad himself!

I came home and here I sit with a bowl full of a chicka peas (garbanzo beans, or as they are called in this house, butt beans) and a big glass of wine. heee heee heee I'm eating butts. My eyes are blood shot from being so damn tired, my oldest is over in Chicago and I seriously miss him, the post to this title is to express how damn happy I am I get to sleep in and I get real bacon and coffee in the morning! LOL hey, look how well I do run on sentences when I've over indulged!

I have do have to work tomorrow from 1-6 but then we're going over to Meg and Russ' and I'm going to do it all over again. Boy Monday is shaping up to be a rather rough day isn't it? LOL

OHH! Holy sheep shit! Sometime my horoscope freaks me the fuck out! Check this out! This was waiting in my inbox when I got home:

You have absolutely nothing to worry about right now -- so what's with the furrowed brow? Set all of your concerns aside today, because this cloud of good fortune you're floating on isn't about to disappear anytime soon! Just kick back, relax and know that your current plans will bring positive results. It's almost as if your life is on autopilot right now, so you can enjoy a few more social nights in the near future. This is a great time for parties.

Tell me that isn't a bit freaky! Okay, the butt beans are eaten and the wine half drunk so I'm off to post the same damn thing over at my other blog. Love ya'll

ROFLMAO

You Are the Middle Finger

A bit fragile and dependent on your friends, you're not nearly as hostile as you seem. You are balanced, easy to get along with, and quite serious. However, you can get angry and fed up with those around you. And you aren't afraid to show it! You get along well with: The Index Finger Stay away from: The Pinky

What Finger Are You?

I'm not sure why the pinky is so "stay away from", it doesn't seem all that bad to me. ROFL But I truly like being the middle finger better! *evil grin*

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

I can't believe I'm going to share this with you.....

and I'm not sure why I paint my toes like I do, because I think my feet are UGLY, but well, here's the results of my pedicure. I will goop them up and stick socks on my feet for bed and hopefully they will be softer in the morning.

Yes, I know, if you click on the photos, they may make it really large and you will see ALL the mistakes. Well YOU try and paint little flowers on your tiny toe nails and see how perfect it is when it's done free hand! So there!
The shiney shit around my nails? It's some of that "quick dry" crap that doesn't really seem to help much but I use it anyway. It's really greasy.
This brought back memories of when I used to do this kind of stuff all the time with acrylic paints and toothpicks. I did a scene once across my four finger nails of my left hand that looked like a jungle with parrots and everything. I did a large macaw on my thumb nail. Then I'd seal it with top coat and enjoy the ooohs and the ahhhs. I did red white and blue fireworks for the 4th and other things I'm sure. I think I just might have to start doing this again even if my piggies are mofuuuuuugly. Peace.

Post #450!

I'm going to "celebrate" it by telling you a joke I read in a Reader's Digest last night. Karl took it to work so I'm going to do the best I can to remember it.

A mom finally breaks down and buys a hamster for her kids they had been begging for, and soon, as she predicted she's feeding it, cleaning the cage, basically taking care of all it's needs. So one night at dinner she asked her kids why, if they weren't going to take care of the animal, did they want it? How many time would it have died if she hadn't been feeding it?

Her son looks up at her and says, "probably only once".

I love it! I hope I get students like that when I'm teaching. Anyway, made some progress on Jess' TSP and did an inch on the sockapalooza sock yesterday at school. No photos yet and I'm probably not going to get any because we're having a duel birthday party for the two youngest tomorrow and the house needs some serious attention. Though we made some progress on THAT also last night. I also did a lot of laundry the last two days.... humm... what? Am I channeling Martha Stewart or something? ROFL ewwwww *shiver* There's a scary thought.

Today I'm meeting Jess at Archies Coney Island across the highway here for lunch and then cleaning the house. Sounds like so much fun eh? THEN, oh the highlight of my whole freakin' day! Work.

Crap, I have to make a cake too..... and buy plates.... and, and, and.. someone poke me in the eye so I can spend the weekend in the hospital... ROFL peace.

movies

Last weekend I went to see this movie. It was halarious, I laughed so hard I almost cried. It's a must see, even if you wait for the DVD. There aren't any scenes in it that were made better by seeing it on the big screen. Just halarious.

I got done with my biology test a little while ago and now I have 2 hours until my next class... well less at this point. I forgot my MP3 player but (!) I did remember to bring my sockapalooza 4 socks with me. So in a bit I'm going to head off to find a comfy chair and knit. I'm not feeling to confident about the test and he asked questions I was totally unprepared for but next time should be better now that I know what they will be like.

Have a yarntastic day! Peace

I could have written this letter!

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as:
*Staying active during your period can relive cramps.
*Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
*Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
*Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell......but go ahead.....I triple-dog-fuckin-dare-ya. See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-ass-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.

Staying active will relieve headaches and cramps.... Well, guess what - the only activities that interest me is eating...sleeping...bitching....or crying for no apparent reason...and oh....does ripping someone's head off count as a fuckin activity?????

Look, females don't need or want tips for living on their feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survivial, many containing alcohol and barbituates. Printing this crap advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and is enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.

It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store.

Why don't ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package and announce that......hellooooo, another female in the store is on the rag!!!! So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies and the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass!!

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin and maybe a shot of bourbon?

Thanks Suz!

130 out of 239....I have no life ROFL!

I got this over at M-B's site.

It’s been said that if you’ve seen over 85 movies you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own blog, paste it in and put x’s by the ones that you have seen. Add them up...

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 15 out of 22

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 28 out of 43

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total so far: 44 out of 66

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
(x) Flubber
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 53 out of 90

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(X) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
( ) Ocean’s Eleven
( ) Ocean’s Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 66 out of 121.

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) E.T.
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She’s All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 83 out of 147.

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
( ) X3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 93 out of 165

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street*
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf’s Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
(x) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin
(x) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 103 out of 181

( ) Base-ketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History
( ) Three
( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 110 out of 200.

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
(x) Kill Bill Vol. 1
(x) Kill Bill Vol. 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 121 out of 220

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks: Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks: The Battle For Endor
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix: Reloaded
(x) The Matrix: Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total: 130 out of 239

Quick update before running off to class.

This is Christopher and what I got done last night and this morning. He's really shaping up nicely eh? Oh how I've giggled! I just love these shrunken head bags so much!!! I hope I can get him done today because I have an itchy idea that I'm going to be spending a tremendous amount of time reading a really huge, uncomfy in the lap, biology book. Have a great day and, ummm, keep your head.... LOL that was bad I know.
And this cutie patootie? It's her birthday! Five years ago I was in the hospital getting induced to evict her from her home. Boy the crap that has happened since her birth! A move, new schools, college, two different jobs, and a distroyed marriage. It never ceases to amaze me what can happen so quickly. She is the light of my life and her and her bro's just make it so worth going on for. Horray for offspring and siblings! Love. These. Kids! Peace dudes.